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Reed: So, wait. Deadpool is off fighting the Joker and Sweet Tooth!? Are you nuts?! Everyone will die... and I really don't care if they do.
Wigglytuff: Well, it is time for us to...uh... can I get a plotline here?
Wigglytuff: It is time for us to...
Wigglytuff: It is time for us to... WILL YOU STOP REWINDING!?
Later:
Wigglytuff: Now that my lawyer has calmed me down.
Harvard Man: Don't mention it.
Wigglytuff: Okay, our newest job involves us going into space.
Link: Why?
Wigglytuff: I don't know, but I don't question the guy with the money.
Link: We are going to die.
Deadpool: Oh, it can't be that bad.
Link: With you: Yes, it can.
Captain Falcon: So, what exactly are we doing?
Wigglytuff: We are going on a sci-fi type adventure!
Spike: Again?
Tex: So, what exactly does this entail?
Wigglytuff: Far off space travel, gunfights...
Tex: I'm in.
Wigglytuff: Uber-violence...
All: Me, too.
Wigglytuff: Character Development.
Later:
Genlos: So, you accepted my offer...
Wigglytuff: Yep.*Sees Master Chief alongside him.*
Master Chief: Hey! I'm rejoining.
Wigglytuff: Why?
Master Chief: No one else would hire a super-soldier bred for combat. None that I could keep a job at. I tried window-washing; I broke the windows. I tried house-keeping; I broke the house. I tried being a mail man; I tipped over the mail-truck while trying to get in. I tried being a plumber; I got sued by Luigi... and lost. I tried being a firefighter; apparently, you are supposed to put out the fires. I tried being a businessman, but I went out of business.
Link: WHAT DID YOU SERVE?
Master Chief: Roadkill.
Link: What do you mean, Roadkill?
Master Chief: Whatever I ran over with the Warthog.
Later: In SPACE!
Deadpool: Dun... Dun... Dun... DUNDUN!!! Dun dun dun dun dun dun... Dun... Dun... DUN-DUN!!!
Link: WILL YOU SHUT-UP!
Shadow: SERIOUSLY: YOU'RE ANNOYING ME!!
Lepran: Wow. That is a record.
Levren: So, Chief: how have you been?
Master Chief: Samus is pregnant.
Tex: No surprise there.
Master Chief: Yeah. However, with that, Money is tight. UNSC doesn't exactly pay good. I mean, we didn't even get dental... Or anything, for that matter. Just a couple of beers every now and then. And I can't get drunk. Neither can Sergeant Johnson, but he finds ways to get intoxicated.
Johnson:*Inebriated* Wha?
Master Chief: See. Hey, where is the Arbiter?
Anvois: He's here. I'm Anvois, leader of the Old Byron Mercenaries. We disbanded years back, but reunited.
Kratos: Sounds like the Argonauts.
Anvois: Kratos! It has been a while!
Kratos: Yeah. We all know you. From the Battle of Luigi's Mansion!
Anvois: Yeah.
Kratos: How are things going for you?
Anvois: Well, I am still trying to find redemption. I have done terrible things for power in the past. I have died and returned. I don't want to go back.
Kratos: Well, That makes two of us. I simply wish to make sure I get paid. I have no family anymore. I need this money for myself.
Anvois: I know what you mean. I lost my wife. She left me. She's since died. However, with five full-grown sons, I can't complain.
Link: Paper Mario 3DS is AWESOME!
Anvois: Excuse me, I need a trip down Nostalgia land.
Kratos: Take your time.
End Part 13.
Arbiter: HEY! LET ME IN THE SHIP! PLEASE! THERE ARE MONSTERS OUT HERE! LITERALLY! HELP! I AM TOO FUNNY TO DIE!
Wigglytuff: Well, it is time for us to...uh... can I get a plotline here?
Wigglytuff: It is time for us to...
Wigglytuff: It is time for us to... WILL YOU STOP REWINDING!?
Later:
Wigglytuff: Now that my lawyer has calmed me down.
Harvard Man: Don't mention it.
Wigglytuff: Okay, our newest job involves us going into space.
Link: Why?
Wigglytuff: I don't know, but I don't question the guy with the money.
Link: We are going to die.
Deadpool: Oh, it can't be that bad.
Link: With you: Yes, it can.
Captain Falcon: So, what exactly are we doing?
Wigglytuff: We are going on a sci-fi type adventure!
Spike: Again?
Tex: So, what exactly does this entail?
Wigglytuff: Far off space travel, gunfights...
Tex: I'm in.
Wigglytuff: Uber-violence...
All: Me, too.
Wigglytuff: Character Development.
Later:
Genlos: So, you accepted my offer...
Wigglytuff: Yep.*Sees Master Chief alongside him.*
Master Chief: Hey! I'm rejoining.
Wigglytuff: Why?
Master Chief: No one else would hire a super-soldier bred for combat. None that I could keep a job at. I tried window-washing; I broke the windows. I tried house-keeping; I broke the house. I tried being a mail man; I tipped over the mail-truck while trying to get in. I tried being a plumber; I got sued by Luigi... and lost. I tried being a firefighter; apparently, you are supposed to put out the fires. I tried being a businessman, but I went out of business.
Link: WHAT DID YOU SERVE?
Master Chief: Roadkill.
Link: What do you mean, Roadkill?
Master Chief: Whatever I ran over with the Warthog.
Later: In SPACE!
Deadpool: Dun... Dun... Dun... DUNDUN!!! Dun dun dun dun dun dun... Dun... Dun... DUN-DUN!!!
Link: WILL YOU SHUT-UP!
Shadow: SERIOUSLY: YOU'RE ANNOYING ME!!
Lepran: Wow. That is a record.
Levren: So, Chief: how have you been?
Master Chief: Samus is pregnant.
Tex: No surprise there.
Master Chief: Yeah. However, with that, Money is tight. UNSC doesn't exactly pay good. I mean, we didn't even get dental... Or anything, for that matter. Just a couple of beers every now and then. And I can't get drunk. Neither can Sergeant Johnson, but he finds ways to get intoxicated.
Johnson:*Inebriated* Wha?
Master Chief: See. Hey, where is the Arbiter?
Anvois: He's here. I'm Anvois, leader of the Old Byron Mercenaries. We disbanded years back, but reunited.
Kratos: Sounds like the Argonauts.
Anvois: Kratos! It has been a while!
Kratos: Yeah. We all know you. From the Battle of Luigi's Mansion!
Anvois: Yeah.
Kratos: How are things going for you?
Anvois: Well, I am still trying to find redemption. I have done terrible things for power in the past. I have died and returned. I don't want to go back.
Kratos: Well, That makes two of us. I simply wish to make sure I get paid. I have no family anymore. I need this money for myself.
Anvois: I know what you mean. I lost my wife. She left me. She's since died. However, with five full-grown sons, I can't complain.
Link: Paper Mario 3DS is AWESOME!
Anvois: Excuse me, I need a trip down Nostalgia land.
Kratos: Take your time.
End Part 13.
Arbiter: HEY! LET ME IN THE SHIP! PLEASE! THERE ARE MONSTERS OUT HERE! LITERALLY! HELP! I AM TOO FUNNY TO DIE!
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Ah, Fourth wall. Your bricks are fragile, and easy pickings for Deadpool and Wigglytuff.
Yes, Master Chief is back.
And yes, They really don't care if everyone dies. More money for them.
Also, I am trying to come up with a semblence of a storyline. I just am having trouble at the moment.
Part 12: [link]
Part 14:[link]
Yes, Master Chief is back.
And yes, They really don't care if everyone dies. More money for them.
Also, I am trying to come up with a semblence of a storyline. I just am having trouble at the moment.
Part 12: [link]
Part 14:[link]
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oh sweat so let me no when its ready [link]